On my way home from work yesterday two yoofs got on the train at Bristol and sat on the two seats opposite me on the table. They were carrying skateboards, and I guess their age must have been around 15 or so. The following conversation took place between them. I worry about the future of our country.
Yoof 1: Yeah, I always have a drink when I go out. Make the night more fun innit.
Yoof 2: But aren't your parents angry when you get home drunk?
Y1: Nah, cos I always has a drink, but I'm never pissed, I just have some vodka or summit to make the night fun.
Y2: Yeah ok, that's cool man. What did you do last night then?
Y1: I dunno, can't remember, I was mashed, it was fun though.
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Skateboards?! They are SO over.
So they are stupid, and unfashionable. What chance do they have?
I had to dodge a million of the bastards as I was walking home today. Why can't they hurry up and invent hoverboards? At least that'd get them off the pavement and hanging on the back of cars, Marty McFly-style.
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