Friday, July 06, 2007

They Are The Future

On my way home from work yesterday two yoofs got on the train at Bristol and sat on the two seats opposite me on the table. They were carrying skateboards, and I guess their age must have been around 15 or so. The following conversation took place between them. I worry about the future of our country.

Yoof 1: Yeah, I always have a drink when I go out. Make the night more fun innit.

Yoof 2: But aren't your parents angry when you get home drunk?

Y1: Nah, cos I always has a drink, but I'm never pissed, I just have some vodka or summit to make the night fun.

Y2: Yeah ok, that's cool man. What did you do last night then?

Y1: I dunno, can't remember, I was mashed, it was fun though.


Eisor said...

Skateboards?! They are SO over.

Billyo said...

So they are stupid, and unfashionable. What chance do they have?

Coldbrain said...

I had to dodge a million of the bastards as I was walking home today. Why can't they hurry up and invent hoverboards? At least that'd get them off the pavement and hanging on the back of cars, Marty McFly-style.