On my way home from work yesterday two yoofs got on the train at Bristol and sat on the two seats opposite me on the table. They were carrying skateboards, and I guess their age must have been around 15 or so. The following conversation took place between them. I worry about the future of our country.
Yoof 1: Yeah, I always have a drink when I go out. Make the night more fun innit.
Yoof 2: But aren't your parents angry when you get home drunk?
Y1: Nah, cos I always has a drink, but I'm never pissed, I just have some vodka or summit to make the night fun.
Y2: Yeah ok, that's cool man. What did you do last night then?
Y1: I dunno, can't remember, I was mashed, it was fun though.