Today a record was achieved that I believe will never be broken.
Did I run 100 m in 6.5 sec? No.
Did I eat 36 boiled eggs for breakfast? No, but I'd like to try someday.
No, I was put into a foul mood in the fastest time possible after leaving the house. Just 3 seconds.
I closed the door, turned around, and my bus went past a full 10 minutes before it was due to.
I shouted and waved my arms from my front garden and pointed at my watch. The driver didn't see me. A passenger did. He laughed.